Showing posts with label goblins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label goblins. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

A Brief Overview of the Goblin Auntie

I've alluded to them more times than I can count, assured you that I'm not yours, and even designed a GLOG class dedicated to them, but I don't think I've ever delved into who and what a goblin auntie actually is.

An auntie is part family member (whether found or related), part holder of de facto elected office.

In essence the auntie is a community organizer who plays an important role in minding their "niblings" and ensuring that communal time, care, and resources are allocated where they were most needed. Since aunties usually possess some skill in valuable trades like mediation or medicine for which they were recognized to begin with, they are often at the tip of the spear as well as the butt of the haft.

One need not be an actual aunt or even of advanced age in order to be considered for the role of auntie, although that does tend to be the case in a plurality of instances. An auntie need not be female either, although that too is the most common. "Auntie" has become a quasi-ungendered title in that respect. Like the handful of instances in world history where a woman was designated king or emperor in her own right, so too can a man or any other configuration of being qualify to become an auntie, but the title does not change to conform to them.

(And just as well in my opinion, considering what Kids These Days have done with "unc" ever since it got stolen for popular parlance.)

Auntie is a title granted to those whom a goblin community sees as wisest and most caring for the community as a whole. It does not confer any formal powers or allowances upon someone, but it does bring with it a sense of seniority which leads to their voice being listened to and judged with more weight during group deliberation and consensus-making. Other aunties might choose or be expected to sit in reserve and act as tiebreakers or otherwise decisive votes if their niblings adhere to some form of majoritarianism.

One is not elected to the office of auntie; it's a fluid designation that can change with the winds as a community shifts its priorities and responds to the notable qualities and/or eccentricities of individuals within their number. An auntie becomes an auntie when one day it becomes apparent that most of the other goblins have taken up referring to them as such.

Occasionally there is more than one auntie in a given village or tribe. This can last a surprisingly long time despite the inherent tension in the situation. Most often one or the other simply retires from public leadership or throws their support behind the other on an important matter, but "succession" as it were rarely happens with any pomp. Schisms do rarely occur when two or more aunties directly and emphatically disagree with one another on an issue and leverage their respective camps of supporters.

The resulting familial "set-to" is likely where outside observers have gotten the impression of goblin settlements being chaotic, anarchic [negative] places.

When several goblin communities cooperate, aunties often act as delegates for their respective families. Meetings between aunties are colloquially referred to as sit-downs or palavers, and exist as a sort of microcosm of goblin politics. Sit-downs can become hours-long affairs full of tea drinking, haggling, and polite verbal jousting as each side advocates for their community's interests and tries to satisfy their own imperative mandate, balanced against the spirit of cooperation. There is nothing more shameful in goblin culture than an auntie being rightly scolded by their own niblings for willfully declining to uphold their end of the auntie's contract.

Oftentimes the next generation of aunties can be glimpsed
in those who give the most lovingly disappointed Look.

Monday, May 25, 2026

Hoo'z Dat Lot? A d100 Warhammer-Inspired Greenskin Tribe Name Generator

Dere'z some proppa ugly lookin' gitz comin' up da way, boss. I fink it'z da...

It’z Da…

d100

Furzt Part

Zekund Part

1

‘Ard

Arrerz

2

‘Arda-den-’Ard

Axez

3

‘Artless

Badlandaz

4

Barfy

Beast-Breakaz

5

Batty

Beataz

6

Beaten

Big-Unz

7

Big

Bleedaz

8

Bluddy

Boarz

9

Bony

Brainz

10

Bossy

Bumblaz

11

Brutal

Choppaz

12

Burnt

Cloud

13

Choppy

Craziez

14

Daft

Crow-Feedaz

15

Ded

Curse

16

Ded-’Ard

Ded-Killaz

17

Dirty

Deemunz

18

Drunken

Deff

19

Dusty

Dogz

20

Fiery

Dorkz

21

Flea-Bitten

Dung-Throwaz

22

Foighty

Elf-Bitaz

23

Funky

Eyez

24

Gloomy

Fangz

25

Gnarly

Fingz

26

Gorky

Fistz

27

Green

Foolz

28

Greezy

Footz

29

Grim

Giantz

30

Grinnin’

Gitz

31

Groggy

Gorkitez

32

Grunty

Grotz

33

Hoppin’

Gruntaz

34

Itchy

Guttaz

35

Killy

Host

36

Klevva

Humie-Crushaz

37

Knobby

Huntaz

38

Krabby

Idjitz

39

Kreepy

Idolz

40

Krumped

Killaz

41

Krunchy

Klubz

42

Krusty

Komet

43

Kunnin’

Kreepaz

44

Loony

Krumpaz

45

Lopin’

Ladz

46

Lumpy

Life-Stealaz

47

Mean

Lobbaz

48

Meaty

Looniez

49

Miz’rable

Lootaz

50

Moighty

Mad-Ladz

51

Morky

Manglaz

52

Murd’rous

Moon

53

Narsty

Morkitez

54

Ol’

Multitoodz

55

Pointy

Nibblaz

56

Pokey

Noightmarez

57

Proppa Mad

Ogre-Slappaz

58

Punchy

Omenz

59

Ragin’

Orde

60

Rancid

Pig-Kissaz

61

Restless

Plague

62

Roarin’

Prankstaz

63

Roight Angry

Punkz

64

Rokky

Quake

65

Roofless

Rage

66

Rotten

Ratz

67

Rusty

Ridaz

68

Shiny

Rippaz

69

Shroomy

Rokkaz

70

Skabby

Shin-Kikkaz

71

Skrappy

Skulkaz

72

Skummy

Skullz

73

Slashy

Skum

74

Slimy

Slashaz

75

Smakky

Slidaz

76

Smelly

Smashaz

77

Snarky

Spearz

78

Sneaky

Squig-Eataz

79

Snotty

Squigz

80

Speedy

Stabbaz

81

Squiggly

Stampede

82

Stabby

Stikkaz

83

Steddy

Stompaz

84

Stikky

Storm

85

Stinkin’

Stunty-Puntaz

86

Stompy

Sun

87

Stoopid

Teef

88

Sturdy

Tide

89

Sweaty

Trash

90

Toofy

Troll-Burnaz

91

Tuff

Twitz

92

Umungous

WAAAGH!

93

Ungry

Wailaz

94

Unkillable

Wave

95

Venomous

Weirdoz

96

WAAAGH!

Wind

97

Wailin’

Wolfz

98

Weird

Wrath

99

Wild

Wyvern-Skinnaz

100

Zoggin’

Zoggerz

… Tribe!


A vaguely orky clay piece I made in art
class as a teen for some forgotten reason.